What’s the most embarrassing song on your playlist?
“A Whole New World”
How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
24 minutes. I get scared really easily.
If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Power Ranger fruit snacks!
Who’s your same sex celebrity crush?
Kim Kardashian, can’t get over that booty.
Who’s the one famous person you would want to punch in the face? Dead or Alive.
Christina Aguilera. She’s a stupid b—-.
Would you burn the American Flag for $100,000?
No, I wouldn’t want to be known as a bad American.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Fly. No, that’s lame. I would want to morph. So if I wanted to fly, I could turn into a plane.
If you could play one offbeat sport professionally, what would it be?
If we wrote a front-page story about you, what would the headline say?
Carlie Bonderer saving community colleges, one punch at a time.
If you could do one thing, anything you wanted, with no repercussions, what would it be?
Break into the White House, go into the president’s bedroom and jump on his bed. And punch Christina Aguilera.