What’s the most embarrassing song on your playlist?
How about Rubber Duckie?
How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
I’d probably be a survivor. They’d probably think I was one of them.
If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Chocolate.
Who’s the one famous person you would want to punch in the face? Dead or alive.
Would you burn the American Flag for $100,000?
No, I don’t think so.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
I don’t know if any of the Superheroes have this, but how about Time Travel? That way I could go back and finish work that I haven’t done yet.
If you could play one offbeat sport professionally, what would it be?
I don’t know if there is one, but how about a yo-yo champion?
If we wrote a front page story about you, what would the headline say?
Jones wins Nobel Prize. That’s a million so I wouldn’t have to burn the American Flag.
If you could do one thing, anything you wanted, with no repercussions, what would it be?
Have free reign over a chocolate factory.